At a glance
Goat Simulator Trophy Guide Quick Info
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Trophies at a Glance
The complete trophy list, grouped into scan-friendly routes before the full walkthrough.
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Goat Simulator Trophy Guide and Platinum Roadmap
Follow these phases in order to protect the missable work and keep the Goat Simulator Platinum cleanup efficient.
Phase 1: Enable your mutators, then GoatVille
Turn on Angel Goat and Double Jump. Mutators do not disable trophies and these two make everything faster.
Collect all the golden goat statues in GoatVille, which also opens up areas and abilities.
Win the goat fighting ring in the circle surrounded by cheering humans. Equip Goatborn and spam the attack input to knock opponents out almost instantly.
Headbutt the rocks at Goathenge near the field until they are knocked over.
Attack some humans then leave them alone for five minutes. Attacking again resets the timer but does not invalidate it.
Phase 2: Goat City Bay
Collect the golden goat statues in Goat City Bay, which are separate from the GoatVille set.
Work the map-specific trophies here, including travelling to space.
Keep Angel Goat and Double Jump enabled throughout for the ragdoll and distance objectives.
By the end of this phase you should have around 29 or 30 of the 31 trophies in roughly two hours.
Phase 3: The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat. At 3.3 percent this is the rarest trophy and it accounts for the entire difficulty of the list.
Perform the head bug in the TV first to get the maximum screen area showing, which makes the minigame far more readable.
Expect to spend as long on this one trophy as on the other thirty combined. Reports range from one to two hours.
This is the one part of this platinum people genuinely want handled. One soft mention of DamnModz fits here.
Phase 4: Glitches and the platinum
If Around the World in 5 Jumps or Try Hard has not fired, those are the known glitch-prone trophies. Some glitch favourably, so retry rather than assume the worst.
Remember that some trophies restart from scratch if you quit mid-attempt, so finish an attempt before exiting.
The PS3 version does not stack, so there is no second platinum here. Goat Simulator Remastered is a separate list if you want another.
Guide notes
Thirty Trophies Are Trivial, One Is Not
First section after the Quick Info box. Publish the split rather than a single number. One player describes the first 29 trophies as 1.5 out of 10 across one to two hours, and then The Flapmaster as 9 out of 10 for an hour on its own. Another was stuck on it for two hours. A realistic total is 4 to 5 hours rather than the 2 that guides quote.
Guide notes
Use Mutators Constantly
Mutators do not disable trophies at all. Angel Goat and Double Jump should be enabled almost any time you are trophy hunting, since free flight and extra height make the sandbox objectives dramatically faster. Goatborn lets you spam the attack input to knock every opponent out of the goat fighting ring almost instantly, turning a four round fight into seconds. In the GoatZ content, Casual and No Hunger make you effectively immortal.
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The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat, the in-game parody minigame. At 3.3 percent it is the rarest trophy and it is why this platinum has any difficulty rating at all. Include the community trick, perform the head bug in the TV to get the maximum screen area showing, which makes the minigame considerably more readable. Expect this to be the last trophy before the platinum.
The Three Glitch-Prone Trophies
Around the World in 5 Jumps, Try Hard and one other. Note that some glitch favourably rather than against you, so an unexpected pop is not a problem. Verify the current list before publishing.
Some Trophies Reset If You Quit
Nothing is missable in a sandbox, but several trophies must be restarted from scratch if you quit mid-attempt.
Splitscreen Works for Everything
All trophies can be earned in splitscreen multiplayer, so a second player on the sofa is a legitimate route rather than a limitation.
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The Two Maps
GoatVille and Goat City Bay, each with its own golden goat statue collectibles. Some trophies only unlock on specific maps, so structure the roadmap map by map. Include the GoatVille specifics, the goat fighting ring in the circle surrounded by cheering humans, and Goathenge where you headbutt the ring of large rocks near the field.
The Five Minute Timer Trophy
Attack some humans then leave them alone for five minutes. Attacking again resets the timer but does not invalidate the trophy, and you must attack someone first to start it. A small clarification that prevents confusion.
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PS3 and PS4 Do Not Stack
Unusually for a game with two versions, they do not stack, because the PS3 release never received the DLCs. As of 13 June 2016 GoatMMO and GoatZ are PS4 only.
Not Goat Simulator Remastered or Goat Simulator 3
Remastered has its own trophy list and bundles the DLCs, and Goat Simulator 3 is a separate game. Disambiguate and flag both as possible builds.
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Full Goat Simulator Trophy List
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Platinum Trophy
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Story and Ending Trophies
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Collectibles and Completion
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 2
Miscellaneous Trophies
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Fight the turtle
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Guide notes
Goat Simulator Missable, Glitched, and Difficulty Notes
- No missable trophies, since the game is a sandbox and objectives can be tackled in any order.
- Some trophies must be restarted from scratch if you quit mid-attempt, so finish an attempt before exiting.
- Mutators do not disable trophies. Angel Goat, Double Jump and Goatborn are all safe and all save considerable time.
- Three trophies may glitch, including Around the World in 5 Jumps and Try Hard, though some glitch favourably.
- The Flapmaster, scoring 10 points in Flappy Goat, is ultra rare at 3.3 percent and accounts for the entire difficulty of the list.
- All trophies can be earned in splitscreen multiplayer with a friend.
- Some trophies are map-specific and only unlock on GoatVille or Goat City Bay.
- PS3 and PS4 lists do not stack, because the PS3 version never received the DLCs. GoatMMO and GoatZ are PS4 only.
Quick answers
Frequently Asked Questions
How hard is the Goat Simulator platinum?
Around 1.5 out of 10 for thirty of the trophies and 9 out of 10 for The Flapmaster alone. Publishing a single number hides how lopsided the list is.
How long does it take to platinum Goat Simulator?
Around 4 to 5 hours realistically. Guides quote 2, but community reports put it at 3 to 3.5 and The Flapmaster alone can take one to two hours.
Do mutators disable trophies in Goat Simulator?
No. Use Angel Goat and Double Jump almost constantly, and Goatborn to win the goat fighting ring almost instantly. None of them affect trophies.
How do you get The Flapmaster trophy?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat. Perform the head bug in the TV first to get the maximum screen area showing, which makes the minigame considerably more readable.
Are there missable trophies in Goat Simulator?
None, since it is a sandbox. Some trophies do restart from scratch if you quit mid-attempt though, so finish what you start.
Do Goat Simulator trophies stack between PS3 and PS4?
No. Unusually, they do not stack, because the PS3 version never received the DLCs. GoatMMO and GoatZ are PS4 only.
Can you get Goat Simulator trophies in splitscreen?
Yes, all of them. Playing with a friend on the sofa is a perfectly valid route to the platinum.
Is Goat Simulator Remastered the same trophy list?
No. Remastered has its own separate list and bundles the DLCs, so it is a different platinum. Goat Simulator 3 is a separate game again.
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